Apple MacBook Pro 16"

Cupertino's big fat apology

As the new MacBook Pro slides out of its woke new recyclable packaging, you’ll have a moment of doubt. Did you somehow email the past and order a MacBook Pro to be delivered to the future?

There’s no two ways about it, this thing feels chunky at first contact (we’ll come back to this) and looks eerily reminiscent of Apple’s last universally praised profe…